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I nearly had a hands free orgasm at church today
  • BigGlansDC
    Posts: 635
    Hi guys,

    Early last night I had a great session with Progasm Junior and Tempo along with a couple of my other Aneros models. I especially had a good time sitting with my Progasm Junior inserted while at my PC.

    Earlier today at church, I had an exultant afterglow from Progasm Junior. I felt so good as I sat in Sunday School, church library, and at the service in church. The church I attend is a great church with beautiful stained glass and lofty acoustics for great church music. This morning while I sat in church my well Anerosed prostate purred with satisfaction and pleasure from my good time with Progasm Junior. I came close to experiencing an orgasm in church. I came close to experiencing both the sacred and profane with Aneros today. :D :D ;)

    Thom./BigGlansDC
  • isvara
    Posts: 587
    @BigGlansDC, that is so good.
  • sacred i see  ...  profane(?)  ...  i don't think so
    LOL
  • BigOluverBigOluver
    Posts: 191
    See god approves of Aneros 
  • Theme_Gasm
    Posts: 315
    Did any of the organ or bell music seem to set you off? Certain sounds of bells set me off!
  • Bless you BGD, both awkward and holy at once, not an easy combination!
  • BigGlansDC
    Posts: 635
    @HopefulMMOer, it would have been extremely awkward if I had ejaculated in my pants last Sunday in church. Fortunately I was far from that. I just felt waves of sexual warmth pervading my body emanating from my "happy" prostate. 

    @BigOluver, yes God does approve of Aneros! The Aneros has enhanced good prostate health in countless men worldwide and has brought happiness to their lives and their partners too.

    @Theme_Gasm, late last Sunday afternoon I listened to a program of organ music broadcast from the Netherlands. I listened to a beautiful recording of Handel on a large organ in a basilica in Italy which really sent me! Again my awakened prostate was happy and he approved! ;) 
  • beegee6
    Posts: 26
    I can just see the priest beginning his sermon, "And the Lord spake to Moses and said..." as BigGlansDC jumps up yelling, "HALLELUJA!!!!  PRAISE THE LORD!!!  CAN I GET AN AMEN??!!!" as he falls into the aisle in a full body orgasm thrashing and apparently overcome by the Holy Spirit.
  • @BigGlansDC - Well thank God for big and small favors:}
  • BigGlansDC
    Posts: 635
    For sure, @HopefulMMOer! Enjoyed chatting with you in Aneros chat tonight.

    Thom.
  • @BigGlansDC - Delayed response but same here just the same man! Always happy to swap ideas and get answers to my famously on the nose questions!
  • BigGlansDC
    Posts: 635
    Good, @HopefulMMOer! I hope you are enjoying your Aneros sessions with Pompeian EVOO! You sound like a ready student of the Aneros!

    I didn't have hands free orgasm in church yesterday. It was too cold for that. No heat at the church complex yesterday.

    However in my brisk uphill four mile walk to church yesterday, it felt like I was having an Anerosless session. It felt so hot, almost like have the Tempo, Maximus, or Progasm Classic inserted massaging back and forth my prostate and anal musculature.

    I also experienced several orgasmic spasms seated yesterday too. ;)

    @HopefulMMOer, drop me a PM sometime!


  • @BigGlansDC - Good, well, thank God... As I take it you're a believer, who else could we thank? Now I don't know if He would want to be thanked for this, but it is obviously something our bodies are capable of, especially without some kind of drugs, augmentation, something unnatural, etc.

    And I still just shake my head at your reports, I mean did you ever think you could do this? That your body would be capable of it one day? Here's hoping I can relate... That we all can!!!
  • isvara
    Posts: 587
    @BigGlansDC, there are so many spiritual stories, parables and myths on the theme of the " hidden treasure" in nearly every story that "pearl" is found within us. The inner world is infinite, the outer world is limited by time and space. Perhaps there are many treasures God has hidden, looks like you've found one. Bit like a treasure hunt game played at parties only at an incredible new level. I think that is what we are doing.
    Speak in tongues if the orgasm catches you short, and all will be well!

  • BigGlansDC
    Posts: 635
    isvara said:

    @BigGlansDC, there are so many spiritual stories, parables and myths on the theme of the " hidden treasure" in nearly every story that "pearl" is found within us. The inner world is infinite, the outer world is limited by time and space. Perhaps there are many treasures God has hidden, looks like you've found one. Bit like a treasure hunt game played at parties only at an incredible new level. I think that is what we are doing.
    Speak in tongues if the orgasm catches you short, and all will be well!



    How true, @isvara! While I haven't had another noteworthy Aneros afterglows recently, more and more I have come to believe that each one of us have a "scripture" within that needs to be discovered. The Aneros is a powerful tool for such discovery. :)

    Thom./BigGlansDC
  • Well BigGlansDC, I imagine others --when they saw your big smile --must have thought to themselves "There's a man who enjoys church" !! 
    :))

    I actually was mid-way through a blockbuster in a movie theatre this weekend, when I the massive bass off the movie soundtrack set off my prostate. All of a sudden I was riding a wave of non-stop contractions that got increasingly faster. Then there was a orb of heat in my perineum, like someone had put a hot compress on it, and then a wave of pleasure. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed every darn minute. Not sure what to call that experience except to say that I loved it!!