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Describing your sexual experience for maximum pleasure?
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    I've really enjoyed reading some of the posts here and felt some of you are able to write for maximum .. err .. pleasure. I can't deny that I get aroused as my imagination takes me to the scenes described.

    In the future, I see myself recording my own experiences for large consumption. My problem is that I tend to be wordy and never know what sexual slang is appropriate for a given sentence. Do I say ejaculate? spill? burst? The right word is very important to keep the reader aroused, ey?

    feel free to respond with tips and suggestions!
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    speak of the devil, i enjoyed reading this and therefor can analyze why I enjoyed it: http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/just-read-something-scares-me-15573/ - The Most Embarasssing Doctors visit!!

    Oh, please feel free to respond with examples of enjoyable reading (posts on the forum or whatever)! Note: I am saying "enjoyable" not "well-written" so as not to alienate bad grammar or structure.
  • priapusonepriapusone
    Posts: 257
    Just ejaculate or spill some, Korkelz, and keep on writing! Maybe, test the waters in a blog. Don't try to feel to safe, go for maximum, err, pleasure!
    We all know what you mean by arousal, it's all ok, man!
  • [QUOTE=Korkelz;97519]speak of the devil, i enjoyed reading this and therefor can analyze why I enjoyed it: http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/just-read-something-scares-me-15573/ - The Most Embarasssing Doctors visit!!

    Oh, please feel free to respond with examples of enjoyable reading (posts on the forum or whatever)! Note: I am saying "enjoyable" not "well-written" so as not to alienate bad grammar or structure.[/QUOTE

    korkelz - i haven't got a boner at the docs since physical exams in the gym back in middle school/junior high ...

    butt since my asshole, cockroot (bulb of the penis) and prostate have wakened like lazarus cumming forth from the grave

    ... i'm scared shitless i'm gonna bone up and drool at my next annual prostate exam!

    - rip
  • I enjoy keeping acounts of my experiences if only to share and read back one day so i can remember what the hell has happend to me on this journey :) I very much look forward to extreme pleasures that await me but they will come to me when I least expect it at the moment im getting very close as my sessions always now have energy rush into my head which feels nice just gotta stay relaxed and dont overthink stuff then it should take me over the edge
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=RipTheJacker;97526][QUOTE=Korkelz;97519]speak of the devil, i enjoyed reading this and therefor can analyze why I enjoyed it: http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/just-read-something-scares-me-15573/ - The Most Embarasssing Doctors visit!!

    Oh, please feel free to respond with examples of enjoyable reading (posts on the forum or whatever)! Note: I am saying "enjoyable" not "well-written" so as not to alienate bad grammar or structure.[/QUOTE

    korkelz - i haven't got a boner at the docs since physical exams in the gym back in middle school/junior high ...

    butt since my asshole, cockroot (bulb of the penis) and prostate have wakened like lazarus cumming forth from the grave

    ... i'm scared shitless i'm gonna bone up and drool at my next annual prostate exam!

    - rip


    I jokingly asked in an aneros forum post [see above] whether the awakening of my anal and prostate pleasure receptors would pose the risk of an inadvertent boner during a DRE at the doctor's ... well it kinda sorta happened just last week and i wanted to document and share it. It's mostly true with a little tweak here and there to protect the guilty. I've added this post to my blog.

    I rather enjoy walking around with a semi ... say a 20% hardon hanging heavy like meatloaf between my legs when i change and shower at the Y or the county pool, and when i ride my bike freballin' in loose-legged nylon soccer shorts offering the curious voyeur an occasional glimpse of my hairy gear ... and even at the docs i don't necessarily wanna sport the shrivel-dick.

    Now being a guy I'm not enamored with going to the doctor's, and fortunately I enjoy excellent health so I rarely go in for acute illness ... if I have a minor laceration, abrasion or road rash I generally get one of the nurses at work to dress it - sure I see the doc if I need stitches, Well, my wife keeps a calendar in the kitchen and annually informs me that I better get a good night's sleep and "be sure and wear some underwear tomorrow morning" - this means a 7:30 appointment for my annual physical which for the past ten or fifteen years has included the DRE. She has the doc's nurse schedule me for fasting labwork a week or three or four before the physical.

    So this all goes down last week. As Dr. W. is in South America for several weeks I had my appointment with his younger associate new to his group practice the past eighteen months. Paul and I know each other as he rounds regularly at the hospital where I work, and I knew his ex-wife who worked with me at the hospital for a few months last year before she ditched Paul, took the kids and ran off with an ER doc and moved to the bay area. I've seen Paul a few times at the Y where he works out sometimes while I swim and yeah we've showered concurrently a couple times, but no i don't think I've ever checked out his junk. Paul's in his late 30's mebbe 40, which makes him about ten years my junior, whereas Dr. W. is in his early sixties.

    So I'm Paul's first patient of the morning and his nurse takes my vitals and leaves me in the room and the good doc comes in with my chart, sitting down to interview me. I tell him about my childhood tonsillectomy and my vasectomy fifteen years ago, and how everyone in my family lives into their nineties and he asks about headaches, dizziness, chest pain, heartburn, etc., and I allow as how I may get a rapid heart beat and mildly short of breath after an hour of cycling at 20-25 mph and swimming 2000 yards in twenty-five minutes, but assure him I could double the distances if I had the time and motivation and no i don't use tobacco please don't ask me about weed and he asks how much sleep I get and I tell him about six hours, and if I get up to pee and say nope does my urine come out in a strong stream and yeah it does but I can't piss across the hood of my Camaro like I could in my twenties can HE piss across the hood of his Boxter and he blushes and says probably not. Do I get a good hardon he said good firm erection and his voice is a little husky and he looks a little anxious and yeah I do and it's world class doc and how many sex partners have I had in the past two years and I say I've only screwed one woman since I married at eighteen and actually no other chicks since before I turned seventeen and have I ever had an STD and I say no and do I have any unsafe sex practices no again and do I wanna get tested for HIV and I tell him I have the hospital test me for HIV and Hepatitis C every year and I've been vaccinated against Hepatitis A and B and how often do I have sex and I tell him four to six times a week unless my schedule's easy then it's every day and about ten or twelve times a week on vacation, and he flushes a little and hesitates then asks if I jerk off he says masturbate and I tell him I rarely did from age eighteen to forty but for the past 10 years I again wank like I did from eleven to seventeen and he gets really wide-eyed and turns a deeper shade of red - I DON'T tell him I've been sticking a progasm up my ass regularly for the past nine months, nor do I tell him I let a couple dudes cruise me in the showerroom and give me some illicit head and I wouldn't mind getting some more 'cause my wife can't deep throat with her fragile gag reflex although I'd like tell him how to get cruised at the Y you just return the glances as I don't think he's been getting too much the past several months but maybe I'm wrong.

    Then Paul stands up and asks me to undress totally including my shoes and socks and I wonder why he didn't notice I was wearing sandals and shorts but I ask if he wants my skivvies (which I only wear for these special occasions on orders from my wife) off as well and he tells me I can leave them on and he leaves the room for about a minute while I disrobe. Our little conversation and his anxiety and uncomfortable but appropriate inquisitiveness about things sexual has me a little chubbed up or as I say stretching out and thickening and I'm glad my boxers are dark colored 'cause I can feel a little pre oozing from my cumslit so I pull my 4skin forward over the knob to cover my dickhead which feels and looks like it's getting interested in these proceedings.

    Doctor Paul returns and he fumbles with my blood pressure in the contralateral arm, then checks my ears and eyes and mouth and throat, fondles my neck and has me swallow and show him I've got full range of motion and I feel his junk against my knees as he moves in to examine my eye grounds and he has some spearmint on his breath and his dick does seem to have some fullness to it, then he moves to my right side placing the cold bell of his stethoscope against my back and has me breathe deeply as his right hand rests on my hairy left nipple jeezus is he teasing it - then the right feeling the rise and fall of my chest wall with respirations and I continue with a couple more deep breaths as he listens to the front of my chest. Next he asks me to breathe normally as he listens to my heart and i feel the slight moist clamminess of his hand and see the fine tremor that again reminds me he's a bit nervous and he has me lie back down continuing to auscultate my heart and then begins to "palpate" and mash on my abdomen initially over my stomach and my liver ("breathe deeply") and spleen ("nope can't feel it"), and he then moves to the lower abdomen at and just under the waistband of my boxers fingers entwined in my treasure trail and pubes and I look at his face and he averts his eyes and my dick twitches a little but it's still just a semi and I'm glad it's aiming a bit to the left and not sticking outta the fly of my boxers and during this part of the exam I feel his hot groin against my hands which are about mid-thigh level along the exam table pad and he definitely has a little bit of wood goin' for him.

    Then he has me stand up he asks me to ditch the skivs and they drop and I step out of them as I stand on the little step at the foot of his exam table and he's sitting on a little stool so his eyes are right at junk level and he begins to approach my scrotum with his cool and finely trembling fingers and he gently and deftly weighs my nuts in the palm of his hand and then rolls them between his fingers and yeah it feels a lot better than it should and I can feel my meatstick pulse a little as it stretches out another inch or so and gains ten or fifteen additional degrees of erection and my fuckin' 4skin retreats just enough to show the pool of precum at the cumslit DAMN it's time to move on doc I ask if everything's OK and he nods his head but keeps gently massaging my tanks with enough pressure to be arousing. Oh jeezus now the bastard fondles my 'skin peeling it back fully and you KNOW how fuckin' good it feels as it stretches over the ridge of my somewhat swollen glans penis and the goddamm knob is shiny with fresh pre and the one-eyed serpent gains another half inch of length and girth and he kinda palpates down the shaft enjoying the heat and fullness as i'm fightin' the arousing pleasure and FINALLY he's ready to proceed but instead of asking me to turn around and bend over the table as he gloves his right hand he asks me to lie back down - supine buck-naked and semi-boned on his exam table and he pulls out the stirrups and I say you're not gonna do a pap smear on me are you doc and he seems to relax a little and chuckles "nope" and places my heels in the stirrups instructing me to slide my ass down the table relax my thighs and spread my knees and I ask if he wants me to hold my nuts up outta his way and he nods and I pull my scrotum up baring my hairy asshole and I feel relief at being able to cover my dick before it goes on full hard and I look between my legs at his face and I know he's as uncomfortable and nervous as a whore in church and also he's more than somewhat aroused as he circles my pucker with his cool lubed gloved finger parting the ass hairs and as his middle long finger enters beyond his second knuckle my ring again feels that stretching pleasure that's a new experience to me since getting my progasm and his own expression changes to one of a horny aroused and hungry male and he kinda catches his breath and he does a good lengthy feel and massage of my prostate left lobe right lobe yeah it was a bit stimulating but probably more of a turn on for the doctor I wouldn't be surprised if he jizzed his pants and I think I handled it OK and I ask if I passed the cancer test and he's sweatier than I've seen him at the Y and he says yeah I'm "a perfect specimen."

    As the good doc turns to leave advising me to get dressed I try to see if his pants were cum spotted but unfortunately his lab coat was buttoned. I wiped the pre off my still mildly swollen 'shroom, and got dressed.

    Don't know if I'm dreading next year's exam - or anxiously anticipating it!

    - rip :D

    P.S. that night i was so fuckin' aroused i had marathon solo and partnered sex and a progasm session that had me up for hours!
  • The_BishopThe_Bishop
    Posts: 810
    Binaryfellow has written some of my favorite descriptive posts:
    http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/help-im-melting-into-puddle-ecstasy-13002/
  • PommiePommie
    Posts: 732
    RipTheJacker,

    This belongs in the "F-SPOT" thread.

    I haven't laughed so much in ages!

    A great read. Thanks
  • Turnrow
    Posts: 123
    Rip

    Great Post. Extremely interesting. You must have sent some type of vibe out to Paul, maybe thru all your past Y activities and such.

    Your exam sure seemed lingering and protracted.

    Maybe he is friends with the guys who gave you head and knows something about that. What else could account for his nervousness? He does these types exams daily, I assume, so why would he be so nervous working up even a sweat.

    Anyway. I have read of Docs taking extra time in lingering exams. Never experienced it other than my urologist giving me maybe a too thorough exam for peyronies.

    Again, great post. You seem to be forestalling the effects of aging and I applaud you.
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    [QUOTE=Korkelz;97518]I've really enjoyed reading some of the posts here and felt some of you are able to write for maximum .. err .. pleasure. I can't deny that I get aroused as my imagination takes me to the scenes described.

    In the future, I see myself recording my own experiences for large consumption. My problem is that I tend to be wordy and never know what sexual slang is appropriate for a given sentence. Do I say ejaculate? spill? burst? The right word is very important to keep the reader aroused, ey?

    feel free to respond with tips and suggestions!

    A call for civility.

    About a year ago one of the senior members pointed out to me that this Forum is based upon the English language; however it has an International membership. That message pointed out that I had used erotic and sexual slang in my posts. Those terms were not in world-wide use and in sometime instances they were local to my part of the United States -- probably the result of having grown up along our Southern border where Northern Mexico border slang is mixed with our brand of English.

    Point taken ... shades of an Ugly American.

    We should therefore strive to communicate concisely in an International envionment. Such postings will make this Forum a worldwide standard for information and opinions regarding Male Multiple Orgasm and anal-rectal-prostate stimulation and pleasure. OTOH, some of our posts are just about the fun aspects of "assplay" and words from the vernacular may seem appropriate.

    So, as is frequently the cry, '...don't do as i do. Rather, do as I say.' ... Use, The New Oxford American Dictionary. as a standard. If that fails then see if your word of choice is defined in Wikipedia. Those two references are truly International in usage if not in character.

    However, in your sigline you might just cite the Urban Dictionary as your personal lexicon -- Urban Dictionary: street language --

    tongue in cheek..... rook :D

    P.S. In all seriousness -- check over posts by B.F. Mayfield, rumel, cockadoodle and Darwin. Those guys seem able to express the breadth of their personal experience without "informalizing" the content.
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=Turnrow;99147]Rip

    Great Post. Extremely interesting. You must have sent some type of vibe out to Paul, maybe thru all your past Y activities and such.

    Your exam sure seemed lingering and protracted.

    Maybe he is friends with the guys who gave you head and knows something about that. What else could account for his nervousness? He does these types exams daily, I assume, so why would he be so nervous working up even a sweat.

    Anyway. I have read of Docs taking extra time in lingering exams. Never experienced it other than my urologist giving me maybe a too thorough exam for peyronies.

    Again, great post. You seem to be forestalling the effects of aging and I applaud you.

    My guess is the good doctor is mebbe like me a closet semi-bi guy, or perhaps just a closet wannabe bi-guy, and most of his apparent nervous horniness was due to the conversation and his own unsatiated sexual appetite and need for a few good fucks ...

    I think when I asked about how strong his own urinary stream was I somehow drew him into the game and he lost the normal total professional detachment most doctors and other medical personell have with their patients

    ... and my answers to his increasingly probing personal sexual interrogation were being compared with his own probable recent experience of having his own needs less-than-adequately met

    I admit I did have the feeling I might be subtly toying with him during the encounter which was at least potentially as embarrassing for me, but he did not want to change the subject as he knew I was judging his professional competency at the same time I was submitting to him as a patient

    ... anyway in retrospect I enjoy reliving it - and except for his mild lapse of total control of the situation I was impressed with his appropriate thoroughness and competence

    In reference to the two cocksuckers, I doubt he knows them, and they are/were not regulars ... both of those "hookups" occurred when there were just two of us in the showers and lockerroom, and they were a bit remote (yeah, I'd kinda like some good deep throat from time to time LOL)

    As far as forestalling the effects of age I hope you're aware that Gulf Coast FL is the mecca of the healthy elderly old farts ... they're playing eighteen holes three to five times a week when it's 95 out - and they're 95 themselves ...

    and I personally have met a lotta dudes 85 and over who still get laid at least a couple times a week

    ... without exception they're all nonsmokers

    - rip :D

    p.s. Paul's a decent looking intelligent guy but I neither had nor have any sexual feelings for him LOL
  • priapusonepriapusone
    Posts: 257
    Yeah, nice post Rip....
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=Korkelz;97518]I've really enjoyed reading some of the posts here and felt some of you are able to write for maximum .. err .. pleasure. I can't deny that I get aroused as my imagination takes me to the scenes described.

    In the future, I see myself recording my own experiences for large consumption. My problem is that I tend to be wordy and never know what sexual slang is appropriate for a given sentence. Do I say ejaculate? spill? burst? The right word is very important to keep the reader aroused, ey?

    feel free to respond with tips and suggestions!

    korkelz - i'm waiting to hear more personal accounts of yer erotic journey ...

    like you i tend to get aroused reading many if not most of the tales of personal intimate experience here on the forum

    ... i also find it difficult not to be wordy in describing my own thoughts and experiences

    sometimes i'll draft out a post and then go back and look it over ....

    only to find myself making it longer and more detailed than it originally was

    one thing i find turns me on identifying with my brothers in masculinity as they describe things sexual ...

    is the element of erotic TENSION - maybe something that offers a little resistance as you fall into it and allow yerself to be aroused and stimulated

    ... hoping to have you share some intimate exciting episodes mate

    - rip
    :D
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,488
    Great thought on this topic RipTheJacker!! :D :D Excellent thread idea Korkelz!!! :D :D

    Properly conveyed, in words with the right aesthetic stimulus, the great energies of orgasmic ecstatics, life-force, and spiritual ecstatics, can be carried and shared by the words with others, no doubt. Rip, I'm inviting others to share our recent exchanges at your blog: Aneros

    all the best inspired descriptions of your moments of departure into eroticism episodes all

    artform
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    [cross-post in KSMO Forum: Just starting, want to know about Ejac Control]

    Echo (TOA 20)

    I woke up this morning to intense teasing pleasure unlike what I've experienced before. A lot of times I might feel P-waves going down my legs and never think it to be that pleasurable, but not this time! This time I felt wave after wave of what felt like sharp electricity running through them. I squirmed trying to escape it!! That's how it started. Then I began to feel throbbing pleasure in my hardening shaft. I grabbed it like I was holding on for the ride...just doing this felt amazing and sent more signals of pleasure crashing through my pelvis!

    I then was surprised by an attack of pleasure that caused my sphincter to throb in pleasure. I could then feel my whole canal filling with surges of energy. I could feel the energy moving in, coming to the surface near my pelvic bone, tease my shaft and run down my legs like electricity. I held myself and my cock embracing the pleasure. Then, to make things "worse" I kept accidentally brushing against my nipples causing additional surges of pleasure. I could feel the energy fighting its way upward, grabbing my stomach and reaching for my chest. I was squirming, shaking, moaning, and holding myself as I let it all get the best of me. Finally it faded and I was left panting for a minute... until it all came right back full force! I was in the eye of the storm!! After things started to calm down again and the sun broke through the clouds of pleasure, I noticed the tip of the penis had a sparkling drop of pre-cum like a dewdrop on a blade of grass.

    As I type and recall these events, I feel the afterglow of this pleasure; who knew typing could be a sexual experience?
  • Billy11
    Posts: 280
    What a wonderful recollection Korkelz! Love it. Just reading this forum especially posts like this have always encouraged p-waves to roll through my body. lol I had to stop typing there for like 5 minutes to enjoy a few waves of pleasure!
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    [QUOTE=Billy11;99662]lol I had to stop typing there for like 5 minutes to enjoy a few waves of pleasure!Happens to me all the time! Maybe not quite as long as 5 minutes though, hah!