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Stealth anal probe made of glass
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    Hello, all.

    Based on my reading of this forum and the community polls, it looks like about half the membership uses their Aneros in secret. Recently, I bought a kitchen item for $13 that has a dual purpose that might interest those guys. Here:

    Amazon.com: Small Glass Mortar and Pestle: Kitchen & Dining

    The small end of the pestle is 3/4-inch and the big end is over 1 1/2 inches in diameter. This is one of those things that could sit innocently on the kitchen shelf as long nobody notices the pestle tends to go missing every now and then.

    Yes, it's heavy and both ends feel good. I have no idea how well it grinds Basil. :)

    Cheers,

    Dave
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=ten_s_nut;98342]Hello, all.

    Based on my reading of this forum and the community polls, it looks like about half the membership uses their Aneros in secret. Recently, I bought a kitchen item for $13 that has a dual purpose that might interest those guys. Here:

    Amazon.com: Small Glass Mortar and Pestle: Kitchen & Dining

    The small end of the mortar is 3/4-inch and the big end is over 1 1/2 inches in diameter. This is one of those things that could sit innocently on the kitchen shelf as long nobody notices the mortar tends to go missing every now and then.

    Yes, it's heavy and both ends feel good. I have no idea how well it grinds Basil. :)

    Cheers,

    Dave

    dave u are one nasty fuck mate!

    hope ya run it through the dishwasher before ya grind any basil

    - rip
  • RJT
    Posts: 41
    You might want to run it through the dish washer after grinding chili pepper too! :eek:

    I'm not sure what else to say except you can also use it for cumin :D
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,474
    This great thread belongs in B Mayfield's F-SPOT thread!!! :D :D :D :D

    Takes me back to a certain cocktail set we were given that had a sturdy stir stick of glass of ample dimensions that ended in a rounded ribbed ovoid bulb!!!

    While the set wasn't our taste and stayed stored in a cardboard box in a closet, that box became unusually worn, with repeated unpacking and repacking...

    What that ribbed "egg" end could do for my anus, rectum and prostate nervous system was.... well ASStounding!!!

    Always was very easy and cautious given that it was glass, and never a problem, and always repacked thoroughly sanitized. Later we agreed that to "re-gift" to couple whose tastes better matched the aesthetics of the whole set. Come to think of it, I wonder if the husband ever was attracted to that stirring potential?...

    all the best innovative anorectal/prostate stimulations, always finding that aneros back home there all

    artform
  • The_BishopThe_Bishop
    Posts: 810
    Great find! Is the end flange big enough that it does not get sucked in?
  • waverider
    Posts: 49
    Nice one. I'm always on the lookout for suitable items when I go out to antiques marts and such. Amazing how many good probes you can find. This one has a very good shape and is pretty cheap too. Thanks for the heads up.
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    I'm outta here. Destination ---> the glassware counter at Goodwill !

    Mustn't go commando though. Looks like a major pre-cum drip hazard like I get at the Adult book store.
  • QuoVadis
    Posts: 30
    Well, ten_s_nut, Amazon is always quite grateful for reviews...
    QV
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    Bishop;

    The small end is shaped so it does not get "sucked in." Also, the pestle is long enough, almost 6 inches, that when the large end is inside, it's a challenge to even get the flange up to the anus, let alone inside. A taller person might be able to do that. I'm 6 ft. tall and it still hangs out about an inch.

    Best Regards,

    Dave
  • Wow that looks amazing. No seams? Seams...bad. Makers of this mortar were thinking!
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    Hello, 031.

    Nope, no seams. It's smooth as, as....you know.

    Cheers,

    Dave
  • Wait an inch hangs out? Hm. How does sitting or um grinding with it feel?
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    031;

    How much of the pestle hangs out depends on how far up the butt you want to let the thing in. I have to slump back in the chair so I don't force it too deep.

    Cheers,

    Dave
  • Hm, ya know this sounds like a GREAT idea for the Aneros team. Making a discrete hard toy with a flatter p-tab arm and a very small or no k-tab that can work when sitting in a chair or walking around the office without tenting out your pants, for instance. I have a small ass, so sue me. :P Not that anything glorious would happen in such a distracted environment, but dam would it feel good....and out right naught--such a turn on. I can't believe nothing like that exists. All I see in the stores are gargantuan toys that no normal human would want up their ass, toys without the proper shape (i.e. Pandora, ouch!), or things that won't stay put. How hard can it be.
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    031;

    Done and done: Tempo and Peridise sets.

    Dave
  • Oh, hm. I'm revealing my newbishness atm aren't I. The tempo looks quite awesome.
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=rook;98369]I'm outta here. Destination ---> the glassware counter at Goodwill !

    Mustn't go commando though. Looks like a major pre-cum drip hazard like I get at the Adult book store.

    rook get yerself some black or dark navy shorts or pants ...

    freeballin's most fun when yer gettin' boned up

    ... if they're shorts ya want 'em long enough that yer dickhead doesn't snake out in the fresh air LOL

    - rip
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    OK men, back to the gym.
    Some of these complaints point to a lack of attention to our glutes. Dame Aneros does like to visit a cute butt.

    LOL
  • tokertoker
    Posts: 128
    you are an animal do you just go around thinking i bet that would feel good up my arse
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    The Sunday morning Harbor Freight ad shows that set of 6 screwdrivers are the 'free' gift of the week.

    Lookin' at the pic in the ad....... Hmmm, what do I need from Harbor Freight -- those handles look pretty good.

    @Rip, suggestion duly noted. Have the dark blue shorts ready for the trip...... :D

    Late edit: Screwdriver handles turned out to be square. :-(
  • tokertoker
    Posts: 128
    nasty you need help mate but whatever turns your crank
  • Woodsman
    Posts: 102
    Hey Dave, I notice there are no reviews on the Amazon site yet. Arent' you going to post one?
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    Amazon sometimes has some used items available from alternate vendors. Anyone waiting for one of those ?
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Good job on finding a pervertables ten_s_nut and artform!
    http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/jane-blow-what-are-pervertables/

    I always thought the pestle on my stone mortar and pestle was rather phallic or dildo like in shape. I no longer need to wonder if it might be used that way! LOL

    Love_is
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    Outstanding Love_is -- forgot the clothespins when I posted to Dave's poll.
  • hulahula
    Posts: 212
    When I was thirteen I discovered a book called "My Secret Life" by Walter. It is now on the internet in searchable form. Here is a chapter about using a pestle as a pleasure instrument. For those of you not familiar with Victorian erotica, a bum is an ass, and a bum furrow is the crack.


    My Secret Life: Vol. 6 Chapter VI Big-eyed Betsy Johnson
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    hula;

    Leave to the Victorians to figure out how to pervert a pestle. I'm glad I never claimed the idea as original.

    Thanks for the chapter.

    Best Regards,

    Dave