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Off topic - Self-fuck video
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    perhaps some of you limber anal enthusiasts might want to give this a try...

    unrealboy - Guy self fuck himself with own dick - XTube - Porn Video

    darwin
  • QuoVadis
    Posts: 30
    How embarrassing to see this video and realize that all the rest of us have been using the "over the shoulder" technique, when this is actually much easier....
    QV
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 819
    Thanks for the link, Darwin.

    One question: How is this off-topic? Granted, it's anerosless, but guys post about that all the time.

    Best Regards,

    Dave
  • Billy11
    Posts: 280
    Man I wish I had a bigger dick!
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,488
    Talk about the complete solo male!! :D :D

    Thanks darwin. I have seen other guys do exactly this with the balls/sack rotation move in net vids a couple of years ago. I can only get my glans to just kiss my anus, butt the energies between them are quite nice when they do touch. That was some years ago... Is my perineum getting longer??...

    Billy11, there is an alternative of sorts, stretch you balls' cremaster muscles and sperm ducts, as well as your scrotum skin, which is easier than penis lengthening, and gently stuff your elongated sack-full in your anus. I have seen that done too. Apparently the sensations there are highly orgasmic too!! :D

    all kinds of variations available all – chaque un a son gout

    artform
  • grayfox
    Posts: 81
    I'm not even sure if this is innocuous (sth like testicular torsion comes to mind)? I also can't jerk off without being rock hard and I think it would be pretty desastrous getting it in this way and at the same time getting rock hard :0
  • priapusonepriapusone
    Posts: 257
    That is, well, very interesting!
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Woh! I didn't think that was even possible! LOL
    I'm not sure I'd be able to do this though seeing as how my penis doesn't want to be flexible when rock hard. But now I'm wondering how many of us are going to try now that we've seen it done! LOL

    Love_is
  • Rocketman10Rocketman10
    Posts: 92
    wow crazy stuff like most people would never thought anyone could do that , I did give a good try lol no luck sadly
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    i tried it once or twice a while ago and got just the tip inside. i came almost instantly.

    my guess is that it would help to get your hole loose by using a dildo first.

    darwin
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    Hmmm,
    Checked myself out on this a couple of mornings ago. Too short. :(

    One afternoon this week I walked into my wife's craft room and Oprah was on the TV with Bob Green (the fitness guy). Green said that for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

    Despite the increase in pleasure, I wonder what life would be like if I only weighted 110 lbs. :D
  • QuoVadis
    Posts: 30

    for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

    I think he meant, that for every 35 pounds of weight loss, you can see another inch of penis length....
    :rolleyes:

    I've lost 42 pounds since Sept. and will admit that, in proportion, things do look different. But the main thing is that loss of some girth does help with flexibility and reach....

    QV
  • Badger
    Posts: 656
    [QUOTE=rook;97895]Hmmm,
    Checked myself out on this a couple of mornings ago. Too short. :(

    One afternoon this week I walked into my wife's craft room and Oprah was on the TV with Bob Green (the fitness guy). Green said that for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

    Despite the increase in pleasure, I wonder what life would be like if I only weighted 110 lbs. :D

    Everybody would be kicking sand in your face at the beach (RIP Jack LaLanne).
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 200
    I must agree with Quo Vadis.
    I have lost 14 kg/ 35lb since last September, things look a bit different.

    I have not tried this technique but I think I would be like Rook, too short !
    Not supple enough for sure.
    Are there any contortionists on here who can look at a personally inserted Aneros
    without the aid of a mirror ?
  • WuerstchenWuerstchen
    Posts: 189
    When I was around 20 this was my standard form of masturbation. Inserting my penis in my anus, then rubbing my nipples, feeling my penis swell inside me, stretching my anus, and eventually achieving orgasm that way. I was a virgin at the time and this was a real consolation--I was both fucking and being fucked. It was an extraordinary feeling.
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,488
    Well darwin and Wu!! :D :D :D

    You have such extensive orgasmic talents! Do you still stretch this way on occasion?

    Apropos my post above, today in the therapy hot tub I tried this and massaging the restraining ligaments that limit the external length of each penis. With about ten minutes of relaxation and massaging I did get my glans just in touch with my anus again. Buzz! Buzz! brothers!!

    artform
  • PommiePommie
    Posts: 735
    I reckon anyone who admits to being able to do this is bragging.

    I just wish!
  • WuerstchenWuerstchen
    Posts: 189
    My penis isn't that long, just 6 inches erect. but it can be stretched to that length when soft, and it should be soft when inserted. I then find that nipple play helps it swell and the glans locks it into place, so to speak.
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=Wuerstchen;97931]When I was around 20 this was my standard form of masturbation. Inserting my penis in my anus, then rubbing my nipples, feeling my penis swell inside me, stretching my anus, and eventually achieving orgasm that way. I was a virgin at the time and this was a real consolation--I was both fucking and being fucked. It was an extraordinary feeling.

    wuerstchen - u are one horny fuck if i may say so ...

    i love this forum 'cuz the guys here are every bit as unconventional as myself - perhaps even moreso

    ... love a visionary approach to exploring hedonism

    - rip
  • Lake83
    Posts: 14
    Hehe. "Go fuck yourself"... literally.
    I think I might be able to do it shortly after ejaculation, because then the penis will be swollen and not very erected.
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    OK, I nominate Lake83, Wu and Darwin for new Forum handles ....... "Hose1," "Hose2," and "Hose3" :) :D
  • priapusonepriapusone
    Posts: 257
    go ahead and admit the braggarts!
  • WuerstchenWuerstchen
    Posts: 189
    [QUOTE=Lake83;98072]Hehe. "Go fuck yourself"... literally.


    a.k.a. "doing the Dick Cheney".
  • neubie
    Posts: 17
    It's all about technique...

    For all of you average sized guys like me, you just need a little assistance. By assistance, I mean a bathtub and your own body weight. I'm not admitting that I tried this I'm just saying that I heard this technique works.

    Step one, lubricate your butt and loosen it up a little because you'll want to avoid getting tears down there. Next, straddle the side of the tub by placing one foot inside the tub and one foot out. Place a towel that's been folded several times on the side of the tub to act as a cushion (I'll get the reason why in a second). Rotate you hanging but semi-hard penis approximately 180 degrees so that the underside of the penis is facing forward or away from your body. Next, tuck your penis between you leg and you balls. To clarify, if your penis normally rides to the left, rotate your penis 180 degrees counterclockwise and tuck to the left. Do the opposite if you ride to the right Note, a fully erect penis will not work, its got to be a semi or less.

    You should now have you penis cupped in you hand with the heel of you hand at the base of the penis (near pubic bone) and the palm and fingers pushing it against you perineum. Now, sit down on the towel in such a manner that will allow you to use your body weight to assist your hand in pushing you penis further back towards you anus. If done correctly, a 6 inch penis should be about 1 to 1.5 inches or at least a dick head past the anus opening.

    In this position, simply reach around with the free hand and start stuffing the head into the hole but be careful and take your time. This approach angle leaves little to be desired but it's as good as it's going to get. The saying "stick it up your ass sideways" comes to mind.

    If you are successful with insertion, you can rock front to back on your hand to get more or less penetration (i.e. fuck yourself). On you first try, my guess is you'll last about as long as Darwin did.
  • priapusonepriapusone
    Posts: 257
    Those are great tips Neubie!
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=neubie;98188]It's all about technique...

    For all of you average sized guys like me, you just need a little assistance. By assistance, I mean a bathtub and your own body weight. I'm not admitting that I tried this I'm just saying that I heard this technique works.

    Step one, lubricate your butt and loosen it up a little because you'll want to avoid getting tears down there. Next, straddle the side of the tub by placing one foot inside the tub and one foot out. Place a towel that's been folded several times on the side of the tub to act as a cushion (I'll get the reason why in a second). Rotate you hanging but semi-hard penis approximately 180 degrees so that the underside of the penis is facing forward or away from your body. Next, tuck your penis between you leg and you balls. To clarify, if your penis normally rides to the left, rotate your penis 180 degrees counterclockwise and tuck to the left. Do the opposite if you ride to the right Note, a fully erect penis will not work, its got to be a semi or less.

    You should now have you penis cupped in you hand with the heel of you hand at the base of the penis (near pubic bone) and the palm and fingers pushing it against you perineum. Now, sit down on the towel in such a manner that will allow you to use your body weight to assist your hand in pushing you penis further back towards you anus. If done correctly, a 6 inch penis should be about 1 to 1.5 inches or at least a dick head past the anus opening.

    In this position, simply reach around with the free hand and start stuffing the head into the hole but be careful and take your time. This approach angle leaves little to be desired but it's as good as it's going to get. The saying "stick it up your ass sideways" comes to mind.

    If you are successful with insertion, you can rock front to back on your hand to get more or less penetration (i.e. fuck yourself). On you first try, my guess is you'll last about as long as Darwin did.

    even a clean ass just like every other part of the body is not sterile ...

    the resident bacteria are called "flora"

    ... and the normal anorectal flora includes such potential pathogens as E. coli

    sooo ... after fuckin' baredicked in anyone's asshole including yer own ...

    it's a good idea to take a healthy piss as soon as ya pull out or very soon thereafter to flush yer urethra (piss'n'cumtube)

    ... most prostate infections involve anorectal flora e.g. E. coli etc.

    me i'd rather fuck a familiar pussy or a healthy partner's skull - or use a condom fuckin' someone else's clean butthole

    - rip
    :D
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    yeah, i've been thinking about that. i have had UTIs in the past, not from self-fuck, and they are NOT FUN.

    d
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Urinating following anal penetration may be insufficient to clean the pipes. Fact is that there are number of facultative organisms that will not be effected by the flow of urine. Better to be safe than sorry...use a condom.


    BF Mayfield
  • Billy11
    Posts: 280
    Damn now we're taking all the fun out of it lol
  • joey
    Posts: 2
    Talk about recycling protein. Nothing goes to waste.
  • ffd71
    Posts: 93
    For those who can do this............I can get my penis about an 1" past my hole but can't get it inside. What techniques are you using, positions etc?
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    self sucking and self fucking look kinda kinky and hot on film ...

    butt a partner's one helluva lot better ain't it?

    ... if yer into this kink all i can say is - go fuck yerself LOL

    - rip
    :D
  • Billy11
    Posts: 280
    update for me I managed to sort of fuck myself. I actually managed to do it before I made my last post on this thread. That's why I was bummed to hear about the concern of wearing a condom even for fucking yourself. Anyways I really couldn't get my dick in much but it was enough but the problem was when I came it hurt do to how my dick was curved. Don't think I'll be doing this again...
  • BDF
    Posts: 13
    I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was 15-27, but the back pain and neck pain made it not so fun. I have had a lot of things in my ass, but never thought to try my own dick! I will have to give that a try. I will probably need to take a yohimbe pill to stay hard enough without already having something in my ass.
  • RipTheJacker
    Posts: 240
    [QUOTE=Billy11;98868]update for me I managed to sort of fuck myself. I actually managed to do it before I made my last post on this thread. That's why I was bummed to hear about the concern of wearing a condom even for fucking yourself. Anyways I really couldn't get my dick in much but it was enough but the problem was when I came it hurt do to how my dick was curved. Don't think I'll be doing this again...

    go figure billy ... ya tie yer dick iin a knot and it puts [I]some serious kinks in yer cum tube ...

    so blowin' a load through the urethra is no straight shot

    ... hurts me thinkin about it

    i prefer keeping genital pain at the level where it's pure pleasure

    - rip[/I]
    :D