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prior planning prevents piss poor results
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,807
    Spouse got a sudden call last night to join friends for a weekend religious retreat to contemplate Lent, leaving me with just the dog and my toys. I shall also contemplate lint (aka belly button fuzz).

    Checklist & status:
    -- Lay in supply of sports drinks & fruit ... done
    -- All aneros tools get a run through through dishwasher ... done
    -- Dildo and rectal explorer found and cleaned ... done
    -- Lube shooters cleaned and sterilized ... done
    -- Prepare fresh batch of Shea+Coconut lube ... 12 doses now cooling
    -- small cup of Crisco and jar of Vaseline inside nite stand ... done
    -- small bottle of Olive Oil inside nitestand ... done
    -- Answering machine cleared of all messages. Phones in back of house disconnected ... done
    -- Extra towels, fully charged laptop, mp3 gear, assorted vibes in table by bed ... done
    -- Fresh batteries in remote control for bedroom ceiling fan ... done
    -- Spare batts for Vice and other vibes in nite stand ... done
    -- Fleshlight sleeve changed to 'original' and bottle of ID Glide in nitestand ... done
    -- Select mp3 files for audio ... done
    -- Shave perineum & clear out lower half of colon ... next to be done
    -- Large bowl with damp washcloths by bed ... to be done
    -- Bucket (aka chamber-pot) for used tools & toys by bed ... to be done
    -- Shower ...
    -- Session #1 .............. :D
  • have fun bro looks like you will be havin a religious weekend yourself
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,335
    um, can i say, if it were my weekend, rook, i'd skip all above steps and go right to:

    - grub some weed from a stoner friend
    - toke, lube n' go

  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    "Preparation and planning prevent piss poor performance"
    According to the Corps of Royal Engineers.
  • PommiePommie
    Posts: 1,008

    What happens when spouse has her retreat suddenly cancelled and she walks in to find all your preparations?
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,778
    Maybe she'd join right in? LOL
  • BusterBuster
    Posts: 953
    I say whatever works for you is great and if this is what prevents you from having a bad session, then have at it my friend!

    Thanks for sharing it.
  • first date topics... i like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and ohyeah i use aneros look it up....