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Need housekeeping advice
  • ZenithZenith
    Posts: 22
    What to do? An unofficial poll.

    Once a week our digs are visited upon by an angel who inflicts damage on cloths, brooms and mops while ridding the surroundings of dead soldiers and obvious dirt. Then she vanishes along with an envelope containing engraved portraits of Andrew Jackson. Prior to her arrival I've always been religious about stowing away any obvious Aneros gear.

    Last week I departed hastily and neglected my Maximus, left hanging on one of my shower caddy baskets.

    The next morning I stepped into the shower to see an 'addition' right next to the Maximus. There IT was...a small bottle of "Maximus" lube. IT had migrated from the drawer where I stow my electric razor, and dental stuff.

    I'm not a Maximus user--the Maximus was a sample from an online retailer of lubes and I'd tossed it in the drawer a couple of months ago..

    Should I:

    a. Put the lube back in the drawer and see if the 'spirits' repeat their act.
    b. Fire the housekeeper forthwith.
    c. Hire the housekeeper as a coach.
    d. Leave a lube shooter next to the Maximus in the drawer and see if it also 'migrates.'
    e. Place a 50 next to the Maximus bottle.
    f. Do something else.
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,195
    hilarious!!!

    are you absolutely positively sure you didn't put it there?

    perhaps it was your wife who did it?

    darwin
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Wow! What a nutty post Aneros_user44715! LOL

    Here's what occurred to me...
    Assuming neither yourself or anyone else in your family moved the lube bottle. Then perhaps the housekeeper tried your Maximus? Or just left the bottle there as a joke? You could play up on the joke, and next time leave all of your sex toys in the shower and see what happens! LOL If your brave enough, ask the housekeeper about it. :D

    Love_is
  • RJT
    Posts: 41
    If you're absolutely certain that the lube wasn't there before, I think its a sign that your housekeeper knows what items are meant to go together, and that she both knows where your sex toys are and is not afraid to touch them. (She may even be letting you know she knows exactly what your Aneros is, right down to the model name).

    If you are turned on by the housekeeper I'd try option (a) or (d) next week, and if the outcome is a "positive" I'd say you have an excellent chance at option (c).

    Just one other thought, "our digs?". Do you have a partner or flat mate that may be responsible?
  • cyrezcyrez
    Posts: 109
    I think it was just a coincidence with the names that matched, i don't think the housekeeper is familiar with different aneros model, and nowhere on the model does it say that it's a maximus. She/he probably just thought a "dildo" would work best with some lube and placed the items next to each other...so i would just put the lube back in the drawer (a)
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,195
    my theory: wife or other partner is playing a practical joke, making it seem like housekeeper did it.

    i will say that i am familiar with the imperative to hide the toys when a housekeeper comes. who knows what secrets she has gleaned over the years.

    darwin
  • ZenithZenith
    Posts: 22
    [QUOTE=darwin;94088]my theory: wife or other partner is playing a practical joke, making it seem like housekeeper did it.
    i will say that i am familiar with the imperative to hide the toys when a housekeeper comes. who knows what secrets she has gleaned over the years. darwin

    Sir Darwin -- You have an outstanding "imperative !"

    Now immaterial.

    My box of toys, Higginson, vacuum pump, spare FL sleeve, enema bulb, etc. was all kept on a shelf in a linen cupboard just outside my bathroom. It's always been a bit cluttered but I'm the only person who sees it. There wasn't much action in the house this last week and the visiting angel ran out of work. Now the towels are neatly stacked and my 'private' shelf is well organized.

    I'm working on my night stand this week. Might even put a lock on it.
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 200
    House keepers are like ants, they get into everything.
    Not worth sacking her, things might turn nasty,
    Also you would have the trouble and expense of finding a replacement.

    Do option 'A'.
    If it reappears do 'E' plus a condom.

    As for my housekeeper:
    I got a Fleshlight a couple of months ago.
    I dust it with corn starch after use.
    There is now white powder on the glass topped table in the bedroom.
    No doubt she must think that I have developed a coke habit.

    I have sometimes thought about putting some money & a condom on the table
    to see if I get a bite.
    Then again she is a butch lesbian, thats why my wife hired her.

    Some things are best left in the fantasy department.