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Hotel Californication
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    My apologies to The Eagles.

    In a dark bedroom, with my butt in the air
    Warm smell of coconut oil, rising up through the air
    Up on the headboard, I visualised a white glowing light
    My prostate grew heavy and my erection grew slim
    I had to insert for the night.
    HypnAerosession on the cd;
    I heard Alana's voice.
    And I was thinking to myself,
    this could be Peridise or this could be SGX
    Then I lubed up a Helix and put it in anyway
    There were voices on the cd,
    I thought I heard them say...

    Welcome to the hotel californication
    A Super O ?
    Or a Super T ?
    Plenty of pre cum at the hotel californication
    At the Cowper's gland, you can find it there

    My mind is Aneros-fixated, I got the Maximus
    I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, that I call friends
    How they dance in the rectum, sweet bum sweat.
    Some dance's I remember, some dance's I forget

    So I growled in extacy,
    please bring me a Mini O
    I havent felt this good since nineteen sixty nine
    And still those P waves are coming from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say...

    Welcome to the hotel californication
    A Super O
    Or a Super T
    Sticking it up at the hotel californication
    What a nice surprise, you can fantasize.

    Porn on the tv,
    The pink Eupho on ice
    And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our Aneros device
    And in the master bedroom,
    P wave's gathered for the feast
    They massage it with their involuntarys,
    But they just cant rewire the beast

    Last thing I remember, I was
    lubing up the back door
    I had to find the back passage
    To the O Zone I was in before
    relax, said Alana,
    You are programmed to receive.
    You can Dry O any time you like,
    But your semen can never leave
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,782
    You crack me up!!! :lol:

    Great job on the lyrical alteration!

  • WeaselWeasel
    Posts: 6
    (Or OMB!, being a Buddhist :lol: )
    This is hysterical! I'm going to be humming this one a lot!

    Well done!
  • Billy11Billy11
    Posts: 272
    I LOVE IT!!!
  • AlanaAlana
    Posts: 32
    Ha Ha HA!!


    (Thanks for the mention)


  • The_BishopThe_Bishop
    Posts: 854
    Voyager, when are you going to start a Super-O band? :lol:
  • lynn2694lynn2694
    Posts: 96
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,492
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    Very cool satire, The “Two Brothers” go on vacation…
    Thanks for the “HypnAerosession” plug!
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
    Just my imagination and peverse sense of humour coming to the surface.

    Alana. You are very welcome and thank you.

    Bishop. No band I am afraid. I was assessed as a crow as a 12 yr old
    so unsuitable for the choir.
    Also started the guitar too late in life to be any good.
    If there was a band it would be called 02B band as in (N)Ought To Be Banned.

    There was a mention of a male extacy choir in the Full Moon Club post.
    Perhaps the Full Moon Club could use Hotel Californication as its anthem.
    To be sung or hummed at 21.00 local time on full moon night.
    What say you J4 ?.

    My apologies to any Eagle's fans that I have upset.
    I do love that song.
    It is a masterpiece of song writing and can summon up very powerful
    images in my mind.

  • Voyager said:

    Bishop. No band I am afraid. I was assessed as a crow as a 12 yr old
    so unsuitable for the choir.

    When I was around 10 years old I remember being asked to join our churches choir, but I don't think it was for my voice.... if you get my drift. :shock:

  • J4J4
    Posts: 124

    I've had that song stuck in my head for couple of days now...

    I used to drive by the "Hotel California" all the time - they converted the institution into a college!

    On behalf of the Full Moon Club I gratefully move to adopt this rendition as our anthem.

  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    Thank you for the vote J4.
    A honour indeed.
    Yes the song keeps running around my head.
    The wife is wondering why I keep laughing.
    Until the 9th of April then.
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    Sitting here listening to my wifes son playing lead guitar
    for Hotel California.
    I am grinning from ear to ear thinking to myself "If he only knew the words".
    He has a talent for the guitar that I never had.
    I admire gifted people.