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About to get my MGX
  • I almost didn't buy the Aneros because I have to admit I've very leary of putting anything in my butt. But I decided if it can do everything I hear it can for my prostate health, I don't care what I have to do.
    Then I decided I should try to massage myself before hand just to make sure I could even bare putting anything up there. The only thing I could find is... my toothbrush.
    After only two rudimentary massages that I expected would do nothing, I've experienced much less tension in my prostate, and precumming which I haven't gotten from masturbation in YEARS. I can't wait to see how much better I can get!

    I've caught myself several times during the day thinking, "I can't wait until my Ebay item comes so I can put it in my butt!!" Being a straight guy I find this hilarious. I go to brush my teeth and I'm surprised, "Hey! I have a new toothbrush! Oh, yeah, I put my old one in my butt." HAHA
  • Hi Buttmasterflex,
    Welcome to the forum, That is funny story!! :lol:
    You will enjoy the Aneros toy.
    Go and check all the information here on the site/wiki, it should help to understand how to use it a bit better. You must be patient and not expect the earth the very first time you use it.
    You will find that you mind and body need to "Rewire" and learn what the new toy is all about.
    Have fun!! :lol:
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,321
    my friend told me a story.

    a couple went on vacation in the bahamas.

    their hotel room got burglarized. a bunch of stuff was stolen, but not their cheap camera.

    when they had the film developed, there were some unrecognizable photos. upon careful scrutiny, they realized they were looking at an ass --a burgler's ass-- with something, uh, oh no, a toothbrush --her toothbrush-- stuck up it.

  • Please tell me the burglars took the toothbrush with them. :shock:
  • HAHAHA!!
    I feel so GOOD!

    I just finished my third session with my toothbrush and took a shower. I feel like I'm in ultimate zen mode! Yesterday I felt so good most of the day, smoked a J and was just fucking loving life!

    This stuff really grounds you. I went out and got some food after my session and just really "felt" my presence and my interactions with others. This is how I should feel ALL the time!

    With the toothbrush I just get it to the point where I make contact and then keep pretty subtle steady contact and make small movements, side to side, up and down, push and release. Not really going for anything besides just relaxing and caressing my prostate.
    And when I finish it's like I just finished a really productive long meditation... except my centeredness is especially noticable in my body which meditation doesn't provide.

    I've been doing this every other day so far, as to not over work my prostate, which I'm sure is being overly careful since I'm not really doing much. But God Damn it's AMAZING so far! Can't stop smiling. :D :D :D

  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,778
    Hi Buttmasterflex, :)

    I'm glad to hear you have already experienced some of the same positive feeling effects that I've noticed from Aneros usage. And to think that you've done it before even getting your MGX! Wow!

    Perhaps Aneros needs to make a toothbrush with the handle shaped like the MGX! :lol:

    On second thought... I don't think I'd want to put that in my mouth. It would bring a whole new meaning to your friends and loved ones telling you that your breathe smells like ass! LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Love is Peace
  • Hahaha halitosis!

    I just got mine in the mail, haven't used it yet. 2 more days then I'm done finals, this damn degree and well... I can stick this dealy in my butt. Yea, weird to think about. Also bought the titan mirror cock ring, the girlfriend was stoked. I haven't told her about the MGX though...