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Poll: Hand you whack with?
  • View Poll Results: Which hand do you use for whacking and which for wiping your ass? Voters: 46

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    whack and wipe with dominant hand 24 52.17%

    whack w/ dominant; wipe w/ non-dominant 8 17.39%

    whack w/ non-dominant; wipe w/ dominant 12 26.09%

    whack and wipe w/ non-dominant 2 4.35%

  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    Hi guys,

    i formed a curiosity and said to my wife "i know the perfect place to investigate this!  the aneros forum."

    i am right handed.  but i whack with my left hand, and i wipe my ass with my left hand. i got to wondering if in general those go together, and also how common it is for either to be the "non-dominant hand"

    you can answer to this thread or to the poll:  do you use your dominant hand to whack?  how about wiping your ass?


  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,257
    darwin,

    I have no idea what the significance of this poll has to Aneros use but what the heck, I'll whack and wipe to respond.
    image Good Vibes to You ! image
  • I use my right to whack with but use toilet paper to wipe with. You guys are just filthy!   =))
  • biotec
    Posts: 1
    right to write with, use other most of the time.
  • lol.... ok, i got drawn into this, i guess  :)    i am right hand dominant, but whack totally left and wipe totally right.....i can sleep better now, knowing that my habits are now 'out there'....lol
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,488
    Right hand dominant, and it controls the paper on my anus. Whack using both hands, right the dominant one whacking too. Massage my prostate with either hand's fingers!! Voted both with dominant hand.

    Curious butt drawing attention ;) Thanks darwin, always all ways the intrepid!!

    all the best manual dexterity for all erotic, health and body beautiful actions all

    artform

    as we rewire
    we are all reconnected

  • PolecatPolecat
    Posts: 56

    After finishing up and gazing back at my handy-work in the toilet bowl this morning it made me wonder. What's the length and girth of everyone's turds?  Do guys with bigger ones use larger toys too?  Oh and does the color of ones stool determines ones color choice in dildos?   LMAO!!


    "Whacking hands,  "wiping hands"?   This thread has to be a goof, right?   Darwin, you're a hoot!


    Paul
  • Badger
    Posts: 654
    I'm an equal-opportunity whacker; I use both hands for that, but I can only use my dominant hand to wipe.  I don't have enough dexterity in my left hand to wipe without ewwing.  It doesn't take that much fine motor skills to grip my dick and stroke it off.
  • Engorged
    Posts: 34
    I usually use my left but if it owes me money I use my right. When it needs to be trained it gets the Tenga Flip Hole and it never complains at that point. I am right handed as well.

    For wiping ALWAYS left hand because you don't want to question which hand you wiped with after eating those delicious chicken wings...
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    dominant hand (right) for both when I'm home.

    I think though that I wipe with the hand that's on the opposite side from where the paper roll is located.


  • stumpy
    Posts: 140
    Wow...don't quite understand why I'm responding. However...I write left handed, whack and wipe right handed (and pretty much everything else right handed). It appears as though people that do everything with one hand don't respond to this thread though. Also have you ever noticed that your dominant (whacking) forearm is larger then the other?

    Occasionally when I want to spice things up I use the left hand...or the wife's hand...neither provides the right amount of pressure though.

    To really spice things up I sit on my right hand for 15 minutes until it falls asleep then whack it...it's called "The Stranger". Lol
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077


    "THE STRANGER"?   


    That is hysterical, LMAO!




  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,488
    This is quickly turning into a new schtickche for Aneros Male Chorus to add to their amazing stage shows!!! LAMO indeed!!!
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    stumpy mentions that the whacking forearm is bigger.   

    on that note, i used to have an overuse injury in my left elbow.  it is like carpal tunnel syndrome but it is the cubital tunnel (funny bone nerve).  you get pain and numbness in your pinky.

    guess what aggravated it?   yes... avid whacking. 

    now here is the funny part.  i remember i was in the gym one day and a middle aged guy was complaining of just that kind of pain.  he was talking to somebody else, and i was just overhearing.  guess what he did then?   he said to his buddy "too much..."  and made a whacking gesture with that arm.  i guess he had the same problem!

    darwin
  • NeuroNeuro
    Posts: 31
    Can anyone tell me why my dominant hand is always cold and my non-dominant hand is warm?  I might have to start whacking with the non dominant hand so Pepe' isn't so shocked by the cold right hand of mine lol.
  • impimp
    Posts: 72
    As Mr. Miyagi might have said "Focus, Daniel san, Whack On, Whack Off!"
  • darwindarwin
    Posts: 1,196
    so far, we are seeing a clear trend:
      - most whack and wipe with dominant hand
      - a third whack w/ non-dominant
      - few wipe w/ non-dominant
  • logiklogik
    Posts: 11
    I am right hand dominant and have always whacked with my left hand and wiped with my right hand.  I'm pretty sure this came (har har) around from having to use a mouse with my right hand to browse porn while I rubbed one out.
  • Theme_Gasm
    Posts: 315
    Right-handed whacking! Always!
    Right-handed wiping! Always!
    Right-handed nose picking! Always!
    But...I always, always insert my Progasm or Helix with my LEFT hand! What's up with that??
  • Alex_xxx
    Posts: 408
    darwin said:

    Hi guys,


    i formed a curiosity and said to my wife "i know the perfect place to investigate this!  the aneros forum."

    i am right handed.  but i whack with my left hand, and i wipe my ass with my left hand. i got to wondering if in general those go together, and also how common it is for either to be the "non-dominant hand"

    you can answer to this thread or to the poll:  do you use your dominant hand to whack?  how about wiping your ass?




    If I whack, I whack with both, no preferance.. but I usually don`t whack, I E-stim or use some kind of Vibrator of Fleshlight. Whipe - always with the right hand!