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Boner won't go away!
  • Billy11
    Posts: 280
    Well not really. But...
    I had an aneros session for the first time in awhile last week and since then I keep getting constant boners all day long. Very much like when I was a teenager. Pretty awesome but can can sort of be an annoyance in certain situations if ya know what I mean. Luckily I drive a cab so it's easy to hide though I do have to get out often to knock on doors to get customers. Then I just do the ole' fashion tuck up into belt trick. Funny because so often now I got a full on boner with a cab full of people lol. Cracks me up. No joke about this but this last week I had a customer who noticed my wood and straight up gave me a hand job right there driving down the road. Crazy chic didn't even ask. Just shoved her hand down there and went to town. The perks of the job lol.
  • I love erections. Being a teacher who has to STAND UP all day and teach gives me a mental wall with the Aneros. I have reached all types of success with the Aneros and related products, but I think that I am involuntary scared of pushing myself forward to the point where I get spontaneous erections. That itchy prostate feeling seems to bring on erections, but I have to TRY to mentally block off that feeling while I'm at work. With more progress I think it would be hard to do that.

    If I wasn't teaching, and worked form home I would love to have a PLEASURABLE erection all day (not priapism).
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    You know, you could be known as the teacher that always has to "be excused" (to the bathroom) if you are to have trouble with erections... a small price for a big reward?
  • jja
    Posts: 49
    Fastest way to get rid of a boner is to have one, and someone asking you to stand up.... lol at least for me anyways.
  • Korkelz
    Posts: 294
    jja, I've been sensitive enough to the point that the boner doesn't go away even when being in a bad mood. And, your boner wouldn't go away in the time it takes you to stand up... LOL... unless you do it REALLY SLOWLY!

    "Please stand."

    "ok"

    "now..."

    "alright, just let me... err"

    "today would be nice!"

    "alright, almost there... almost... there!"

    "..."
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,602
    I recall my 10th grade History teacher. He would sometimes lecture, backed up to the chalk-rail, standing on one foot with the other foot against the wall. His knee sticking out was a failed attempt to hide the baseball bat inside his trouser leg. :D
  • [QUOTE=Korkelz;98475]You know, you could be known as the teacher that always has to "be excused" (to the bathroom) if you are to have trouble with erections... a small price for a big reward?


    True

    I work in Japan and the students think I'm a celebrity so they watch every move I make. I remember last year I was trying to find pants for work, well I'm a fairly tall guy 6'1 1/2 6'2 ish. The pants here are all short people sized except at special shops. I bought one of those special pants, but the waist was VERY wide (a few sizes too big). When I would wear a belt, the pants would sometimes unzip themselves, but the biggest problem was that it would bulge out in the front after a while from moving (did I mention that I stand all day... This includes moving around). One day during class it did just that ( I could not excuse myself in the middle of singing the ABC song). I managed to do a spin move and slightly fix it during class because it was really sticking out. After class the class clowns about three boys walked over to me just before I left the class and yelled out BIG!!!!. They continued to use gestures and stare at my crotch area. It was a bit embarrassing. Most of the other students ignored it. My point is that, that was just the pants what it if was the real thing. I'm no small fry either I'm over average slightly. When I saw this post I thought BOY I can relate to it in a way. I'm glad I didn't get in trouble because of it.

    And... yes we do have Japanese visitors/posters to this forum. The sizes are small compared to most of the world. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be disrespectful
  • Badger
    Posts: 647
    [QUOTE=Indigenous_author;98512]And... yes we do have Japanese visitors/posters to this forum. The sizes are small compared to most of the world. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be disrespectful

    I wonder if it's because they have a high soybean diet, which has high quantities of estrogen?
  • [QUOTE=Badger;98517]I wonder if it's because they have a high soybean diet, which has high quantities of estrogen?

    It is the food!