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THE F-SPOT
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,265
    Guys, ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS before coming home to your lady.

    This product "VULVA Original" is made and imported from Germany.
  • @Rumel


    I tried to find it on E-bay.  Many interesting search related items showed up, but not that specific product.  That's a shame.  :(


    If I find it, I really am buying it.  That's hilarious!  I could spirtz some in my boss' open car window one day.  It would  be better than the dead fish smell!  

  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    @rumel - Hilarious! It reminds me of the first of the first time I fingered a girl when I was a young teenager. Afterwards on the bicycle ride home I thought to myself, "It smells so strange, but I can't stop smelling it for some reason!" LOL
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    What's with the shot of "Harry Potter"  near the beginning? LOL !

    Regarding "Vulva"  I obtained a sample many years ago at the Venus show in Berlin just prior to it's introduction.  In lieu of a booth they utilized scantily clad girls walking around in tee-shirts emblazoned with VULVA ...the smell of it (or something like that).    At one point the inventor came over to the Aneros booth and I was able to discuss the product with him.   On the topic of what "Vulva" actually was or how it was made he was reticent.   One thing was clear however, that he wanted you to believe that it was the scent of a woman....a woman's pussy to be more precise.

    Contrary to what is indicated in the video VULVA is not a perfume but what appears to be a synthetically produced animal-like scent.  What does it smell like?   To the best of my ability (and I have very sensitive nose) it presents soft notes of sweat and urine.   Does it smell like a vagina?    Not quite like any that I've been acquainted with,  although if you really allow yourself to go with the fantasy, it's a little bit of reach, but there's something to hang on to there.  It's all a matter of proportion.  The real thing does have some of these qualities to it,  however (with the nicer ones) there's also a sweetness that is not represented here.    The inventor was the first to say that every man must judge it for himself (and I'm sure that he'd be delighted if "every man" did).   I would stop short of saying that every one should experience this, but if you're into exploring fantasy... VULVA might be a prop for such sessions.

    BF Mayfield
  • B Mayfield


    I'm into buying a bottle and pouring nearly the entire contents into the back seat of my boss' car as a prank during the summer when he leaves his window open that small crack.  I don't think I could hide my laughter as he comes in day after day complaining and wondering what the hell happened to his car.  LOL

  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,265
    rikaaim,

    It may be even funnier when everyone notices he is spending an inordinate amount of time in his car with all the windows rolled up and foggy.
    ROFL Good Vibes to You ! Laughing
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    r and r,

    I'm guessing there's a whole marketing angle that could be exploited by the manufacturer of this stuff...everything from pranks to a means of exacting revenge upon one's enemies.  

    Ahhh....the power of the pussy !   ;-)


    BF Mayfield
  • rookrook
    Posts: 1,604
    You know you're getting rewired when...

    in the Grocery store you pick up a bottle of handsoap with SHEA BUTTER and get an immediate hardon.


  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 870
    LMAO!  Good one Rook!
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 870
    I guess they have found a natural cure for erectile dysfunction LOL.  
  • newguy8762
    Posts: 198
    Thought I'd share this. File under "nutty marketing ideas"...http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/06/11/Brazilian-Testicle-Mascot-Mr-Balls-Promotes-Cancer-Awareness

    Where there's a Mr Testiculo, can Woody the Smiling penis be far behind?

    Feel free to contribute your mascot ideas guys.
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077


    What price vanity.....  ;-)

    (see below)


    BF Mayfield


  • Badger
    Posts: 656

    BF;

    The link has already been removed. What was it about?

  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    YIKES!

    I guess the post was a little too racy for the "Seriously For REAL?"  site.   Here's the link to Amazon where the review appeared.

    What price vanity

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2QP56S5P2DEGA


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  • PommiePommie
    Posts: 733
    Thanks @B Mayfield.

    Required reading for anyone feeling a bit down-in-the-dumps!
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 870
    wow, that was hilarious!  That guy must have been some sight!
  • xtimedt69xtimedt69
    Posts: 444
    HOLY SHIT! I almost cried laughing.
  • twlltintwlltin
    Posts: 571
    Not a new one, but a good one. Another good read is the "Agent Picolax" forum thread, mainly written by a Scouser¹ who was going in for endoscopy. It takes a while to build.


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    ¹ Someone from Liverpool. They are renowned for their dry wit.
  • Badger
    Posts: 656
    I read both the Picolax thread and Veet for Men review to my wife, and as funny as the Picolax thread was, tears were streaming down my face, I could barely speak, and my whole body ached like my funny bone when struck. That was unbelievably hilarious!

    Yes, the Brits do have a knack for dry humor, just like James Bond demands his martinis: Very dry and shaken, not stirred.
  • Badger
    Posts: 656
    A half-gallon of ice cream .............................................................................$8.97
    A package of frozen asparagus .....................................................................$4.36
    A 200 ml tube of Veet for Men ....................................................................$10.34
    The look on your wife's face when you promise her a 'special surprize'
    and she found you in the kitchen in a compromising position in front
    of the refrigerator with the ice cream and asparagus ................................Priceless
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 870
    G spot removed for debugging purposes LOL
  • twlltintwlltin
    Posts: 571
    rook said:


    I knew the author of that joke back when at university. Dressed in black and walked around barefoot, even in winter. Yes, I was associating with odd folks even then. ;)
  • MMO_RPGlolMMO_RPGlol
    Posts: 242
    @twlltin That is hilarious! As a programmer by trade, I found that particularly funny.

    I also like that it doesn't really allocate a penis or vagina. It allocates the ADDRESS of one. like, somewhere else out there in that code is a function that returns the address of a new penis object.

    Well written c/c++ is like an erotic novel to me;)
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,265
    'Chew on This'

    If no video shows, click on the 'Chew on This' link.
    Somehow I don't think Aneros really needs to be concerned about this competitor!
  • @rumel, obviously they put alot of effort into this LOL
  • Great thread. My small contribution is some awesomely dirty music by Larry Pierce ;) 
  • I'm bringing this back with a vengeance.  There is a show over in Japan called Orgasm Wars.  A gay man tries to get a straight man to orgasm.  It's not 100 percent safe for family viewing, but it's not porn or graphic either.  It is one of the funniest things I've seen in months.  I don't know if it's the concept, the subtitles, or the action, but all together, it's simply brilliant!

  • Thanks Rikaaim, for giving me a laugh first thing in the morning.
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 870
    seen this today and thought it was pretty funny.  Notice how many people can't label the prostate.
  • Armon-neat
    Posts: 92
    thanks, B.M. for reviving this thread.  Working on something to post...