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THE F-SPOT
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    The Rapture


    BF Mayfield

  • I'll only set up this next segment with a suggestion to watch the reactions of all the guys in the room. :) Other than that, enjoy!

    This is Tosh .O with the Sensitive Nips guy. ;)

    YouTube - ‪Tosh.0 - Sensitive Nips Session‬‏
  • [QUOTE=Badger;98704]I can just see it now: you ask the dentist to take a mold impression, and he tells you to open wide, so you turn around, drop your drawers, and spread your cheeks, and say, "ok, this one!" I think he'd either faint dead away, or laugh his fool head off. Not the smartest of moves, though. I'd advise against it.

    Deserves to be here.

    BTW, the tosh.0 session was awkwardly hilarious.
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    I found this one posted on fetlife a week or two back.

    For those you that want to improve your game... {chuckle}

    Dildo Sport on Vimeo
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Rika,

    That Tosh video was absolute the funniest thing I've seen in years! It deserves a place in the
    F-Spot Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned. Too bad they took it down. If anyone finds it elsewhere, please post !


    BF Mayfield
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,257
    Guys,

    We can thank member 'Pepnautic' for finding this one, a light bulb is not always symbolic of a good idea !
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Guys,

    The Tosh "Sensitive Nips Session" link that appears earlier in this thread has expired. For those who haven't seen it (or those who would like to laugh again) here is another link to it:
    Tosh.0: Sensitive Nips - Video Clip | Tosh.0 | Comedy Central


    A classic!



    BF Mayfield
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    [QUOTE=artform;99161]

    For you gardeners and DIY guys, I bought a small manually operated cement mixer a couple of decades ago, with a rubber handle grip like a cross between an expanded Eupho and closely packed anal beads!! AA (After Aneros) I haven't done this, butt I used to enjoy the occasional shallow knee-bends exercise out in the garden shed with that thoughtfully designed handle spit-lubed and beautifully massaging my prostate for a great ride close to nature! Whatever works safely...



    I came across this wonderful post from Artform the other day, and being aware that aural accompaniments optimize our anal antics I figured this one deserved something special.

    image

    Cement Mixer



    BF Mayfield
  • Linghaman
    Posts: 231
    Refering to Artform's finger puppet - remote control vibration suggestion, I have visions of a "bell choir" at Christmas time with chants of high pitched screams and choruses of: "fuck fuck fuck the halls with bowels of gooey".
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,481
    I couldn't stop laughing listening to that B!!! :D :D

    It is SO mid-20thC! And SO is my alimentary canal!! :D :D

    af
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,257
    'nurselady',

    Since you requested it, I've provided a direct link to Mary Roach's 2009 TED speech on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm. I recall seeing this video linked in another thread but I can't recall where, but you're right, it should be linked here too.

    P.S. 'artform' referenced her book bonk : THE CURIOUS COUPLING OF SCIENCE AND SEX earlier in this thread.
  • airbagairbag
    Posts: 116
    I've been told this thread is the next best thing Aneros Forum has to an Off-Topic section. So here it goes:

    Space Phallus
    A glorious free game from 2009. Wonderfully low humor.

    Video:
    Space Phallus Trailer - YouTube

    Download:
    Space Phallus

    Soundtrack (RetroTune is the one from the trailer):
    Souleye
  • Not the funniest F-spot humor. But this really doesn't fit elsewhere. I am thinking of trying out a new cupcake recipe.

    Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking

    nurselady
  • I was asked if I was really trying out new cupcake recipes? Answer.... NO!

    However, here's Phil's Story

    Phil's scrotum - The Best Story of the Year:


    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
    praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium..

    She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible
    bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
    and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled
    gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil

    must have experienced.


    "Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
    move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,

    and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum,
    and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."


    Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
    as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now," she
    announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out
    of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
    recover completely."


    All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
    tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say...............!


    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.


    He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just
    want to tell my wife the word is sternum.."
  • [QUOTE=B Mayfield;77438]. The idea here is fun guys, not vulgarity....(okay...some vulgarity)...but let's keep it fun.

    Spam spam spam spam,spam spam spam spam

    Lovely spam, wonderful spam!

    Loveley spam wonderful

    SpaaaAAaaaAAaaa-am SpaaaAAaaaAaaaAAm

    Lovely spam!

    wonderful spam

    Lovely spam!

    wonderful spam

    Spam, spam, spam spam, spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

    ;)

    - Fox
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
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    Finally an ad that tells it like it is.....my pick for next year's Super Bowl ! [video=youtube;MxW_ZCd64tg]
    Mayfield
  • ten_s_nutten_s_nut
    Posts: 817
    Thanks, Brian!

    Hail to the "V" indeed. Very funny. I don't think we'll see that one in prime time on network TV.

    Cheers,

    Dave
  • impimp
    Posts: 72
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    The perfect woman for male chauvinist pigs....
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Here's a recent favorite that I thought was a bucket of laughs. Enjoy! :)

    When You're Married, Your Wife Sees Your Penis
    http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/87398174
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,481
    Great one Love_is!!

    af
  • brine
    Posts: 224
    Giggling and laughing is another great layer to have for our journeys.

    Brian
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,257
    This video gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Pen Pal'

    If no video shows, click on the 'Pen Pal' link.
  • Rumel, maybe it's just my browser, but nothing video like is showing up in your post.  Maybe the link isn't showing or the embedded video.  Again, it could just be my browser.

    Edit:

    Thanks for updating the link Rumel.  That got it working.  I gotta say, not really sure if I'd have that guy on my desk or not.  He seems just a little too excited.  It's like a really strange Mr. Bill. or something.  Very funny though.  I enjoyed that.
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    @rumel - Too funny!  Don't bring that to your workplace desk! LOL
  • The Tug Toner.  Just watch.

  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    LMAO! It's almost believable. Thanks for posting this rikaaim.
  • @Love_is If it wasn't for the laughing audience, I would think this was a real product.  Mainly because it starts with the Shake Weight which was egads awful, but actually did exist.  I'm still wondering if that Free Flexor is real or not.  LOL
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    @Rumel and rikaaim,  hysterical....I want both products!  Wonderful conversation pieces.

    BF Mayfield
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
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    Gives a whole new meaning to DIY.   I'm an open-minded guy and all...but this, I dunno.



  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    @B Mayfield - Scary, gross, and funny all at once. LOL
  • I always remind my wife that if she falls asleep then she can't complain to me about a sore asshole...
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    @Engorged,  Bwahahahaahhaaaaaa!!
  • I have to agree with Love_is.  That video was disturbing, but in a good way.  I thought it was actually self-f***ing, but I kept seeing YouTube in the corner, so I knew it wasn't legit, but I was so certain it was until the very end!  

    @Engorged, remember, that's a two way street.  ;)

  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Here's a video that user Nurselady posted in another thread that deserves to be posted here.

    TED - Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm

  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Thanks Love_is,

    Not to give anything away, but wait until you see that bit with the PIG !!!   Hysterical.

    Outside of that there's a wonderful section where the topic shifts to orgasms resulting from the stimulation of some atypical erogenous zones.  There's even some discussion of orgasms from thought alone....sound familiar?  You heard it here first folks.

    Great stuff!


    BF Mayfield  


  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    This kind of goes against our Aneros prostate massager practice philosophy. And certainly implies a uh... certain stereotype about men. Enjoy! LOL


  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Love_is,

    LOL, great post that correctly and comically identifies the penile centered approach to male sexuality that remains so pervasive in our society.   Women totally get it,  and why not, they've been beaten over the head with it for generations.  That said, with the advent of the Aneros (and the Aneros Forum) and the increasing popularity of other MMO techniques it is clear that the times they are a changing !

    BF Mayfield
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 860
    Watched this movie last night, has a hilarious seen in it. Sorry for the video quality, this was the best i could find.

    on a side note, how come I cant see anyone else's videos posted on here?
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    @ineverknew - Hilarious! This displays what most guys figure out at some point. That once you start cumming, it's pretty damn impossible to stop. Let alone wanting to stop. LOL

    I can see the videos posted, and I'm using the most current Firefox v19.0.2. Oddly enough, your post only showed as a link rather than the actual video showing in the thread. What browser and version are you using?
  • nurselady
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    A FRIENDLY eating experience.image
    Happy ending.jpg
    500 x 500 - 136K
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
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    Talk about a value add !  I'm guessing they sell a lot of sandwiches.  Very friendly indeed!   LOL


    BF Mayfield



  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    @nurselady - This makes me giggle to no end! Thanks for posting it. And a fair warning for anyone who goes there for this "special". Make sure you get an attractive server of your preferred gender. And for the men, the happy ending doesn't count as the tip! LOL
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    For those of you that have not learned to dry orgasm yet...

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/natural-harvest-fotie-photenhauer/1113546061

    Oh wait...  That's me.  :(
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    A while back someone posted a humorous video advertisement of naked women skydiving. And then I posted a picture of what naked human bodies actually look like during a sky dive. I guess these must have been dead links or didn't make the forum conversion. Anyways, just found this on reddit.com today. It's an animated .gif file of a naked woman sky diving.

    http://i.imgur.com/Q2zNP.gif

    Now mind you, the comments regarding this revealed that the woman has implanted breasts. Hence why they are not going concave from the wind pressure like real breasts would in this situation. But all this had me wondering if the male genitalia in the same circumstances is just as hilarious. Enjoy! LOL
  • ineverknewineverknew
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    hmmmm.....doesnt seem to work for me on chrome, cant see anything.
  • Badger
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    That is something else!  I wonder if she enjoys her bits flapping so.  What people won't think of.

  • Love_isLove_is
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    @ineverknew - I don't know what to tell you. I'm viewing it just fine in Firefox v20.0. Are you able to view other images on:

    http://imgur.com
  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 860
    i can see it now, chrome has been acting funny lately for me.  Oh well.  Pretty Funny!
  • http://www.hulu.com/watch/476748#i1,p0,d1


    All I have to say is watch, and then do your part!  ;-)

  • ineverknewineverknew
    Posts: 860
    now thats some funny shit!  I actually had them once a long time ago, nasty buggers!  Got them from a fling with an ex-girlfriend.  I went to my family doctor to find out how to get rid of them just to find out its an over the counter treatment, doh!