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  • Vic September 2009
Yummy progress, and second thoughts about vibrating eggs.
  • Okay, so I have an update to my last post, which mentioned physical problems accomodating any kind of penetration.

    I still don't know exactly what to call the problem. I think hemorrhoids, likely, at least play some part. I can... um... appreciate them. One feels like a bump, and one feels like a.. well, pardon the overload of imagery but, it feels like a ... flap of flesh.

    Yeah. Ick, I know. I've read a few things about them, and I know for sure that I gravely need to modify my diet. I work on this even now.

    But unless you can have a hemorrhoid extending the entire length of the canal (possible maybe), I have some other problem as well:


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    Imagine the above as a cross-section view of the anus, terminating in the opening at the far right. Ok. I feel more like.... this below:


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    Does that make sense? I don't... line up with the opening. A giant mass of muscle (represented by asterisks) lies directly in the path of my opening (represented by left parentheses). These don't come out "to scale" or anything, but I had to exaggerate, given the medium.

    Forgive the ascii art. I thought and thought about how to describe this and figured drawings would do the job quickest.

    Okay, so you can imagine this significantly hinders penetration. Imagine a strongman clamping down. At best mobility didn't exist, at worst my anus would actively spit the object out. Either way I felt much discomfort and sometimes even slight pain, amplified in sensation by frustration.

    Well, I feel very happy to say I think I've finally begun to turn this around. I thought about the original use of the Aneros, as a health device. I decided to try using my smallest Peridise in just that way, to... massage this obdurate mass of muscle into something a bit more yielding.

    It seems to work, so far. I still have a way to go, but I definitely notice real progress in ease of insertion, ease of retention, and best of all, amount of good feelings. I didn't have any Os this last session, but phew did I experience nice nice things. The Peridise just kind of... took me. Like you know in corny movies the woman says "take me now!". Like that, hehe. Of course I loved that.

    It feels like the horizon has finally started to brighten, the wind has picked up, and I can see --if I stare closely-- the gray slowly driven away by the breeze. Woot!

    So um yeah, clumsy wordiness aside, things look up in PQ-Land.

    Just in time, too, because the eggs do have downsides. I start to wonder if they might interfere with circulation, or, almost as bad, desensitize me to organic pleasure. Plus sometimes they,... sting.

    Ok so I gotta fly and listen to some psytrance. You all take care, all right?

    All the best to you on your journeys.


    -PQ
  • VicVic
    Posts: 28
    Surely you've paid a visit to a doctor who specializes in colon/rectal. If not, it would be very wise, Aneros is not a panacea for all ills of the region.