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Not jock itch, but another embarrasing problem
  • thhn
    Posts: 425
    THis is one I have not seen discussed here before.... many of my sessions are during the day, so after the session is over, I put my clothes back on and go about my business.
    I am finding the seat of my pants are ending up with a large greasy spot that looks a bit like I have explosive diareha
    I'm sure it's from the "natural jelly" recipie I use for lube. I use a syringe with extender I bought from HIH to inject a bit at the beginning of each session. What is left after the session must be slowly leaking and giving me the stain.
    Any ideas on what one can do to remedy this?
    I'm not old enough to start wearing diapers, so that isn't an option
  • Just coat the aneros with natural jelly (instead of pre-lubing), it's more than enough lube to get the job done but not enough to cause accidents.
  • thhn said:

    ...snip...
    Any ideas on what one can do to remedy this?
    I'm not old enough to start wearing diapers, so that isn't an option



    TMI:

    I share the 'weeping/oozing' issue from oily/buttery lubes. Good news is we aren't absorbing the stuff. Bad news is that I seem to attract dogs. :oops: :( Couple of things have helped.

    -- When I think I'm going to 'weep' Ill wear briefs instead of my usual boxer shorts then fold over several sheets of toilet paper and slip that in my crack. "Kotex for the butt" :loll: :) If it gets soaked, visit the toilet and it drops right out. (Replacements handy -- one stop shopping!) No one need know unless you have a life threatening injury. The paramedics and emergency room gang have already seen everything so, no sweat !! :twisted:

    -- Play with timing of a fiber supplement to 'schedule' a bulky bowel movement when it will do the best job of sweeping out the oily lube residue. I use a 50/50 mix of Citrucel and Metamucil (for better flavor and less gas) and split it into two doses each day -- usually gives me three BMs instead of my usual two. To get this working you need to find out what your 'transit time' is and fit meals, fiber and pooping into a daily routine that works for you. Lots of variables to play with. Plan on spending a month for your bod to get used to the fiber. Then determine your transit time and get it all working. Side effects ... you'll probably dodge the colon cancer bullet and have a more predictable prep before your Aneros sessions.
  • thhn
    Posts: 425
    newbie2009:
    thanks for the tips. "weeping" I like that term - how approiate
    I do like to use a bit extra lube in general and don't find simply coating the aneros to be enough. All depends on the session, but when I have the time for an extended session, I want lots of lube
    I'm pretty regular with the bowel movements but will consider your thoughts on extra fiber. I think the butt kotex idea has merit and will hopefully keep the dogs at bay
  • Love_isLove_is
    Posts: 1,672
    Hello thhn, :)

    My ritual after an Aneros session is to sit on the toilet and moderately push for a bit. There is always at least a few drops of "extra" lube that comes out. Then into the shower to clean my ass off! :D With this method I've never had a problem of anal lube leakage. Even though when I next move my bowels I can see some tell tails of the lube on the first part of the bowel. If this doesn't work for you, I don't know what else to recommend. Although perhaps cutting back on the amount of lube that you inject in your rectum might be helpful.

    Love_is
  • ...or give a quick rinse with a rectal syringe to remove the residual lube...
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,473
    Thank guys for this thread topic! :D
    Thanks newbie2009 for you hilarious post! :lol:

    ...

    ...-- Play with timing of a fiber supplement to 'schedule' a bulky bowel movement when it will do the best job of sweeping out the oily lube residue. I use a 50/50 mix of Citrucel and Metamucil (for better flavor and less gas) and split it into two doses each day -- usually gives me three BMs instead of my usual two. To get this working you need to find out what your 'transit time' is and fit meals, fiber and pooping into a daily routine that works for you. Lots of variables to play with. Plan on spending a month for your bod to get used to the fiber. Then determine your transit time and get it all working. Side effects ... you'll probably dodge the colon cancer bullet and have a more predictable prep before your Aneros sessions.



    Great fun, butt very practical and helpful. Even without lube, I can get a small moist patch on the briefs from my active anal glands, just from getting excited, far less following a session! The tissue crack pad is very familiar. :wink: So are dogs!

    Thanks particularly for your paragraph above! This routine combined with appropriate levels of acidopholus supplements (me: 2 to 3 capsules daily) can give your gut bacteria and gut wall tissues the right balance to regularly produce long, ideal density, naturally-lubed stools that ease right on out and leave hardly any trace behind that a simple dab or two with a tissue completely eliminates!

    All this together and your sessions are easier to prepare for, your alimentary canal is smooth and clean almost anytime, your rectal/anal muscles are not stressed or exhausted, and the health benefits and disease reduction are benefits for a lifetime, as you say newbie2009!

    all the best health and enjoyment of our bodily potential and processes all

    artform
  • artform said:

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    Even without lube, I can get a small moist patch on the briefs from my active anal glands, just from getting excited, far less following a session! ... artform



    Hmmm, the anal gland thing has cum up several times, twice that I've found in the forum and again in a recent chat session. Artform and I are apparently near opposite extremes in this regard -- I thought they were extinct in the human. Just for grins, I'll propose a draft Community Poll on anal glands. Butt will need some help in phrasing the questions for the more 'lubricity endowed' respondents.

    Ping artform: Will try to get out a PM by maƱana.
  • thhn said:

    THis is one I have not seen discussed here before.... many of my sessions are during the day, so after the session is over, I put my clothes back on and go about my business.
    I am finding the seat of my pants are ending up with a large greasy spot that looks a bit like I have explosive diareha
    I'm sure it's from the "natural jelly" recipie I use for lube. I use a syringe with extender I bought from HIH to inject a bit at the beginning of each session. What is left after the session must be slowly leaking and giving me the stain.
    Any ideas on what one can do to remedy this?
    I'm not old enough to start wearing diapers, so that isn't an option



    You might find "Male Guards" a good solution. They provide moderate protection for guys who have a tendency to leak, both fore and aft. They fit nicely into jockey shorts.

    I use 'em because of BPH and consequential urge incontinence. They convert a problem into no problem.