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DIY Aneros Storage Roll
  • ThinkThink
    Posts: 7
    Thought this might be worth posting for those of you who have been looking for an inexpensive way to store your aneros stuff. I searched the net for hours looking for something simple and cheap but alas, I grew weary and took matters into my own hands.

    This simple (and crude) storage roll was made from a thick $8 felt blanket I bought at WalMart, a $2 spool of thread and a $1 pack of needles. I've never sewn anything before in my life, just searched the web for a how-to and went to work. The whole thing took me about an hour to make - In other words, anybody can make one of these.

    It consists of a long strip of thick felt, with individual pouches sewn into it for each aneros.
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    It's hard to see the stitching here, but I just stitched a single line between each Aneros, making sure to keep each pouch tight enough to hold each massager in place. The top horizontal stitch was already in the blanket.
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    On this side, I left about 8 inches for any future Aneros I decide to add. At the very end are pouches for the syringe assembly.
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    The whole thing is about 4' long when unrolled.
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    And a rubber band secures it.
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    And here is a perineum tab cover I made with some doubled up scrap material
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    It's tight enough to fit any of the tabs, I haven't used it yet, but I think it will do the job nicely.
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    Enjoy!
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    Hey,

    Great idea...great job too! (Hot glue gun might work for this too, for those who are challenged with needle and thread). I could see this worn as a belt or perhaps like a bandolero...ready for action! lol

    The Good, the Bad and the Rectal!

    BF Mayfield
  • rumelrumel
    Posts: 2,254
    B Mayfield,

    Isn’t that the movie where Clint Eastwood upon seeing Lee Van Cleef draw the Maximus from his bandolero utters the famous line
    “Make My Day!” ?

    Think,

    Seriously, I don't mean to trivialize what you have produced there, I think it is a nice idea, which will help protect our little friends from uneeded and unwanted nicks and dings, it's a good idea.
  • B MayfieldB Mayfield
    Posts: 2,077
    rumel said:

    B Mayfield,

    Isn’t that the movie where Clint Eastwood upon seeing Lee Van Cleef draw the Maximus from his bandolero utters the famous line
    “Make My Day!” ?




    :lol:

    BF Mayfield
  • artformartform
    Posts: 1,474
    Welcome Think!

    Great idea and presentation. Thank you. You may well have launched an entire new section: AnerosCraft :D

    Two of our most esteemed hombrés are clearly captivated and inspired!!! :lol:

    Talk about "spreading the word": as viral video "Prostate Westerns" proliferate on YouTube starring the best of our "usual suspects", eh, AW and D et al... Go BF & R! 8)

    Wait just a goldarn minute! Listen to that moanin' wail cummin' down the line!! It's the BF & R Railroad's Progasm Express, by jingle, and it'll have that new doc whose cummin' t' town... a Doc Freud the Postmistress said t'other day... :roll:

    Looking forward to your further creative postings Think on your journey and experiences thus far. Great energetics in your avatar too!

    all the best at all your AnerosCrafts

    artform
  • Linghaman
    Posts: 231
    I am impressed. That is a nifty roll orf joyous toys. The only concern I have is size. What I have done is put each one in a white cotton athletic sock and roll each one up. I have small zippered travel pouches ( 5x8) that hold three socks comfortably. I can then take as many as I want when I travel. My entire collection fits into 3 travel pouches. Lube etc I put in my toiletry bag.
  • The_BishopThe_Bishop
    Posts: 810
    Neat idea!
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 200
    "Make my day"
    Was that Dirty Harry and his .357 Maximus ?
    Do you feel lucky.
  • JIH
    Posts: 70
    It that all the massagers you own Think? You need a few more. Make one pouch a little bigger and you can keep your bowling ball in it too.