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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    Subject: Lecture

    A professor at the
    University of
    Durham was giving a lecture on "Involuntary MuscularContractions"
    to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not
    the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood

    He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, do you know what
    your arse hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

    She replied, "Probably watching Sunderland at the
    Stadium of Light with his mates"

    It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom
  • hlaser99hlaser99
    Posts: 785
    Hi Voyager!

    Great answer from the English Bird in the lecture and very funny!

    I must admit, I had to look up Dunham and Stadium of lights,
    before the punch line made real sense to me, though???

    It's a tennis match, right??? LOL!

    Funny story!

    Later, Hlaser99
  • VoyagerVoyager
    Posts: 199
    That joke turned up in my e mail last week.
    I thought that I would share it with you all.

    Durham is a city in the north east of England.
    Sunderland also.
    The Stadium of Light is the home ground for Sunderland Football Club.
    The game of football is also called soccer.
    The arsehole in question is the woman's boyfriend/husband.