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Help! I've run out of lube!
  • Badger
    Posts: 652
    A new bottle of lube is on order, no idea when it will get here, and I can't seem to wring out any more lube out of my Slippery Stuff Gel pumper. There is some in the bottom, but this stuff is so thick that it can't get to the pickup tube fast enough to be pumped up, and forget about pouring. It's thicker than honey, there's no pouring to it. Lubes with glycerin are definitely out of the question. I seem to be very sensitive to glycerin, it almost immediately gets a bm going.

    Any ideas?
  • how about butter or margarine?
  • J4J4
    Posts: 124
    Run out to a health food store, like Whole Foods, and get yourself some 100% Unrefined Shea Butter. To find out more about Shea Butter, search the forum for Shea or Unrefined.

    J4
  • http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/search/label/lube

    Check out the above link for suggestions for lube variations. I've only used my aneros twice so far...the second time I tried cocoa butter for a lube and it worked quite well...much better than the water-based lube I tried first time out.
  • Badger
    Posts: 652
    big jimbo:

    If I used butter on my Aneros, I wouldn't know whether to use it or eat it! All kidding aside, I just don't think I could bring myself to using butter there.

    J4:

    I've read about how good Shea Butter is supposed to be, but it is not readily available where I live. Besides, my wife works at the local supermarket and even if it was available there, it could get real dicey explaining why I was buying Shea Butter when I don't cook.

    progasm:

    I took a quick look on that sight, and apparently, they're big on mayonnaise as a lube. I hate mayonnaise. Can't stand the looks. Can't stand the smell. Really can't stand the taste. If I can't stand putting mayonnaise in my mouth, I sure as hell ain't gonna put it up my butt.

    Thanks, guys, for all the advise, but my big pumper of Slippery Stuff Gel came in the mail today. It's all good.
  • TipherethTiphereth
    Posts: 146
    Go to Wal-Mart and look in the vitamin section ...there you will find the all important coconut oil.