Posted by oldslick on 2008-08-01 15:54:00Session Length: 2 hrsModels Used: progasm
Nothing! Not even a twitch. But it gets worse. I sent off for another toy on this silly quest. Somebody please stop me. This is nuts.
I read in the forums about the slightest touch so I have sent off for it. Now I will be laying around with plastic up my butt and wires hanging off of me. next I will probably be sending off for KSMO then I will be laying around with plastic up my butt and wires hanging off of me groaning and moaning like a bear rubbing my stomach doing some kinda "running antelope" tantric thing I read in here. This is getting nuts.
At some point I have got to just laugh and point "Ok Aneros guys! You jokesters got me good. I bought your whole product line, Slightest touch (that was made for chicks) and Grunt like a bear and play with yourself KSMO and was stupid enough to blog about it publicly online.
I'm frustrated. It's not going fast enough for me.
Anyway I have discovered that I can control my pc muscle and anal muscles independently of one another. I did not realize that you can do that. I thought that if I flexed one the other flexed too. Also I have noticed my pc muscle is getting stronger and I can flex it faster off and on. I do this in class when I'm bored with the speaker and it produces a warm fuzzy feeling in my lower abdomen. I suspect it helps the speaker too seeing someone enjoy their lecture.
Please note that even though I am frustrated I am still posting and more importantly still purchasing so I have not lost all hope. In a year if this still doesn't work I will see if I can sell a slightly used progasm on Ebay. Just kidding.
Posted by oldslick on 2008-07-23 01:11:00Session Length: 2 hoursModels Used: Mgx, Helix.
Had another session with the Helix switched over to the Mgx with the handle removed. Didn't expect anything big. Did get some good feelings with it. I'm not getting as bummed out (hahaha I kill me) over not reaching nirvana. My expectations are getting more realistic. Got some muscle twitches. And I tell you that comment one of the guru's in the forum made about "If you don't think this thing is doing something name any other time you have had involuntary contractions in your arms or legs" has really helped to keep me motivated here. I cannot argue with that point. Nearly every session I have at least one of these startling "twitches" On a couple of occasions I get this feeling of well being flow over me and then like a moron I start analyzing why I am having it and if it really has anything to do with sticking something up my butt and then I lose it! ARGGHHHH! Gotta let go.
Here is the main reason for this entry did my session it was uneventful no big deal. that evening I'm at a public function I stand up and Bam!! out of no where I get this warm tickling sensation in my lower abdomen and this warm fuzzy feeling a real happy feeling. I think it might have been a P wave Oh it was groovy! But this was 6 hours after an uneventful session. My mind was reeling and of course I start analyzing the hell out of it and dissecting it and concentrating on it and trying to reproduce it and it fades away. I remember thinking while it was going on this cannot be happening. It happened.
Posted by oldslick on 2008-07-21 14:43:00Session Length: 2 hoursModels Used: mgx
Another session, Had some good feelings with it. Went into the session expecting nothing and was not disappointed when I was done. I am just going to be patient and keep going. I am interested in the Slightest Touch device I have read about in the forum. this hobby is getting kinda expensive. however My buddy's bass boat cost him thousands and if he catches the big one he just smells like a fish. If I catch the super O I get an out of body experience and the perception that I understand the inner workings of the universe or something like that. Ha ha ha climbing the mountains of Tibet and studying for years under moody Monks is for chumps! I'm gonna reach nirvana in my mom and dad's basement watching porn with a piece of plastic up my butt!
Posted by oldslick on 2008-07-19 01:23:00Session Length: 2 hoursModels Used: Peridise, Mgx
I don't know what part of use lots of lube repeated throughout the forums and the directions on the device itself I failed to understand. I used what I felt at the time was way too much lube and was amazed at the movement in the device. It came alive. Big change!!
However! NO super O during this session. (I'm setting my goals too high too quick I'm sure)
I do want to include my delight with the Peridise. This little thing is maddening! I can't explain the feeling and do it justice. It is as if it creates an itch that you cannot satisfy, but the itch itself is so satisfying. I could just stay on this slow burn all day. Wow.
Posted by oldslick on 2008-07-14 13:44:00Session Length: 1.5 hrsModels Used: Mgx, peridise
Haven't blogged in a while. Been using the helix and mgx about 3 times a week with poor results. 1-2 hour sessions with an occasional muscle twitch in my arm or leg. 2 days ago I cut off the handle of an extra mgx I ordered two of by mistake and noticed actual movement in the device (Woohoo!) all the rest of the time I have felt kinda silly with a piece of plastic up my butt that was not moving anywhere. 2 days ago when I did this I could swear I felt the device moving so quick it almost felt like it was vibrating. have not been able to reproduce that again.
today I got the new peridise beginner kit in the mail and tried it for 1 hr and then went to the mgx without the handle and noticed that it was moving on it's own with out me doing anything. Odd but really no earth shattering groovy feelings to go along with it. Girl friend thinks I'm kinda silly.
Honestly at this point I wonder if I am imagining any of this movement, "vibration" muscle twitching. I will keep going.
Posted by oldslick on 2008-05-25 01:50:00Session Length: 2 hoursModels Used: Progasm, Mgx
Read about this site before and filed it away in the back of my mind. Then stumbled on it again this week and really studied it. The forums and Blogs caught my attention the most. My thinking was that if so many Men felt so strongly about this product that they would post to a public forum, well there must be some truth to it.
The girlfriend and I have played with prostate massage in the past (a year ago) and I can remember thinking to myself "No human being can feel this good. We were never made to feel this good." I Saw colors and lost total track of where my arms and legs were in relation to the rest of me. Lost my hearing while it was happening too. An overwhelming human experience. The down side, She has had an arm injury in the past with some nerve damage and could not keep it up. It was tiring for her and I could see that I could want this several times a week and for hours. I would not ask her for that. Amazing woman though she would try in a heartbeat for me. So I filed that experience away as possible special thing to ask for on my birthday. Nothing more.
Then I studied this site. I got some hope, what if based on my past experience I could have that again. without putting anyone else through hell for it. Wow. I got the Progasm and the Mgx.
Had my First session for about 2 hours. about an hour into it I started having some involuntary leg and body spasms. They came out of nowhere and I dismissed the first one as just coincidental then it happened again. I got about 5 minutes of continuous anal contraction (involuntary) that felt really good I didn't know what to do and eventually messed it up by trying to help it by contracting harder. stayed relaxed and the process repeated again I could feel my mind focusing on the feeling and my legs began tingling a wonderful ten minute ride. Then my mind wandered and I lost it.
I have to remain grateful. I must confess I wanted to be one of those guys that goes to the moon the first time. Have a four hour mind bender my first time out of the gate. I wanted to be prewired. Lol.